Question: How many mamas does it take to pull one subarctic mama out of the big “ice bowl” in the Kids’ Park?
Answer: two.
But not until after they take pictures of you stuck in the “ice bowl” just like the toddler you went in to rescue. In my defense, prior to getting trapped, I did save Coral, who was lying helpless in the middle of the bowl crying.
Like any martyred heroine, I told my friends, “Save yourselves and go on without me,” but I think they realized that they would have had to take my kids home and feed them.
The Ice Park is still up and running. Get yourself over there immediately. Today, even though the spinning baskets had melted, all the slides and tunnels were open. Yes, the sculptures have been decimated, but you can’t ride on those anyway. Whatever you do, don’t get in the ice bowl. If your kid falls in, go get a rope.
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